For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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