he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize
