Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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