i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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