did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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