he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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