i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Randomize
