put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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