Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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