When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
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