What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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