The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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