The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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