its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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