ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Randomize
