i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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