plz talk dirty to me
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
