shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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