wanna go halves on a baby?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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