So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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