So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
God, I missed his penis.
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