I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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