I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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