Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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