She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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