Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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