Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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