One girl and one boy is just not enough.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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