dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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