Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I still have a little drunk in my system
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Randomize
