i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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