none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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