problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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