the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
worst night to have a conscience
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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