If i come over, it means nothing
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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