i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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