i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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