in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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