It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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