if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
she woke up with a sticky ear
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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