He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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