after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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