So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
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