If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Randomize
