it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
You ate ashes out of my bong
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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