Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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