Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
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