Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Randomize
