"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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