just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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