I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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