big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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